Words for Women to Live By

This was sent to me by my mother's friend.

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons - buy some Coronas.

12. Forget about the perfect man - he's living in Bondi with his boyfriend.

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

8 comments:

Posey said...

Barbie...

ROFL

Cecile said...

What a great post Lynne!!! Very well put.... I found myself going.. Yep.. .That's right... Oh yeah that one too!!!

Thanks honey!
Have a great day!

Jinxie said...

Lemons ... Coronas? Ewww!

No. 12 ... BWAHAHAHA! Damn it, I'm screwed ... or not, as it were. And I am totes down with the shoes one! Yes, I just used totes. Deal. =p

J.A. Saare said...

The fifteen day diet one is classic lol.

April Vine said...

Excellent post!
I'm quite partial to #9 :)
Thanks, Lynne!

Kaily Hart said...

Love it. All of them :). The Barbie one Is hilarious!!

Cari Quinn said...

LOL, love #14. Thanks for the laugh!

Taryn Elliott said...

The big girl panties are words to live by. LOL Great post.